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to get new & exclusive TSD merch mailed to your house regularly

TSD Personalized Vinyl

Want something One-Of-A-Kind?

 

Just up the street from TSD HQ is Jack White's Third Man Records, which is home to ONE of TWO 1947 Voice-O-Graph Record Machines in the world.

I'll hop into the booth and sing a song LIVE straight to vinyl. Every one of these recordings is one of a kind. This booth has been graced by the likes of Neil Young, Jack White, The Raconteurs, Weezer, Weird Al, and more! This is an OLD SCHOOL recording--it'll have all the crackly, old-timey sounds that come along with 1940s recording technology.

 

OPTION 1: You choose the song: a TSD original or a cover song of your choice.

 

OPTION 2: If you want something *really* special, I will write an original song just for you. Simply fill out the Song Questionnaire I'll send you after you order and I will write something for you, a friend, a lover, a family member, or nemesis.  

Here's what you get:

•Personalized, one-of-a-kind vinyl recording

•Handwritten lyrics

• MP3 of your song

• Signed, personalized TSD Photo Print

 

(The recording time is limited to 2 minutes and 30 seconds, so I may have to edit the song a bit to give you the best listening experience. Check out the video to learn more.​)

 

Price includes shipping. Allow 2-4  weeks for delivery within the US. 3-6 weeks outside of US.

Want an Original Song or Personalized Cover using modern recording methods? You can have it by signing up for the Cover Club or Musical Muse Patron Tier on Patreon. Click here to learn more

Handwritten Lyric Poster

Choose your photo and your song below. 

What it is: 16X20 photo print with handwritten lyrics of a TSD song of your choice written on it with a personalized thank you. 

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Apparel

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Patreon Patrons at the Fashionista Tier and above get a permanent discount on merch in the Teepsring Store, as well as exclusive merch mailed to them 6x a year. 

Click here to learn more

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